"To be content with what one has is the greatest and truest of riches."

"Force overcome by force. (Vi Victa Vis)"

"We are obliged to respect, defend and maintain the common bonds of union and fellowship that exist among all members of the human race."

"What we call pleasure, and rightly so is the absence of all pain."

"There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it."

"There is no duty more obligatory than the repayment of kindness."

"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat."

"The perfect host requires the perfect parasite."

"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."

"The world we live in will be either better or worse, depending on whether we become better or worse."

"The doorway to success cannot be opened with a key, but rather a combination"

"The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything."