"I have learned that the less I pay attention, the more often I am pleasantly suprised."

"Your chances of success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you desire from what you do. If you are in a job you hate, face the fact squarely and get out."

"Art can't hurt you."

"Who to himself is law, no law doth need."

"Growing up, I always wanted to be just like Abe Lincoln. Dead."

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

"No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown."

"Lots of people think they're charitable if they give away their old clothes and things they don't want."

"A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for."

"I'm as proud of what we don't do as I am of what we do."

"Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy."

"We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons"