"The advance of liberty is the path to both a safer and better world."

"Federalism is federalism...and that's all."

"When thoughts fails of words, they find imagination waiting at their elbow to teach a new language without words."

"Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart."

"Don't buy problems, they're giving them away for free."

"The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important."

"Anxiety is the rust of life, destroying its brightness and weakening its power. A childlike and abiding trust in Providence is its best preventive and remedy."

"To be a humorist, one must see the world out of focus."

"Partake of some of life's sweet pleasures. And yes, get comfortable with yourself."

"Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them."