"If they laid all the coeds from Yale end to end...I wouldn't be surprised."

"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"The only 'ism' hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"You can't teach an old dogma new tricks."

"This is on me."

"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

"Every generation thinks it has the answers, and every generation is humbled by nature."

"Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence."

"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?"

"One man has enthusiasm for 30 minutes, another for 30 days, but it is the man who has it for 30 years who makes a success of his life."

"Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite."