"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Any institution which does not suppose the people good, and the magistrate corruptible, is evil."

"Magnificent promises are always to be suspected."

"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again."

"I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not."

"All things must change to something new, to something strange."

"I have tried so hard to do the right."