"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back."

"Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another."

"And yet, as angels in some brighter dreams Call to the soul when man doth sleep, So some strange thoughts transcend our wonted themes, And into glory peep."

"The key to gainful employment is creating a work environment and filing system too complex to train a new person on. Competency gets you work. Confusion keeps you employed."

"Who makes quick use of the moment is a genius of prudence."

"It takes far less courage to kill yourself than it takes to make yourself wake up one more time. It is harder to stay where you are than to get out."

"It is twice as hard to crush a half-truth as a whole lie."

"Stubbornness is also determination. It's simply a matter of shifting from 'won't power' to 'will power.'"

"When of a gossiping circle it was asked, 'What are they doing?' The answer was, 'Swapping lies.'"

"REFLECTION, n. An action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter."

"If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he would have great power here. But I would be the first to rise and assure him that he had no authority whatever."

"O wise man, wash your hands of that friend who associates with your enemies."