"People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them."

"The impotence of God is infinite."

"The finest words in the world are only vain sounds if you cannot understand them."

"If a million people say a foolish thing, is it still a foolish thing."

"A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance."

". . .everyone took an interest in the conversation, for each one was interested in what he or she said."

"I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world."

"To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when it is not in our power to repay it."

"What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others."

"To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult."

"Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat."

"There are only 3 sports, Bullfighting, Motor Racing and Mountain climbing. All the rest are games."