"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"Come quickly, I am tasting stars!"

"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits them all."

"Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made."

"O, what may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!"

"He had the entertainment of thinking that if he had for that moment stopped the clock it was to promote the next minute this still livelier motion."

"You are only as wise as others perceive you to be."