"Men are only as unfaithful as their options."

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery."

"Success is measured on how high you bounce once you've hit rock bottom."

"Plumpick: Don't you understand, the whole town will blow up in three minutes! Columbine: Yes--they will be wonderful, those three minutes."

"If we discover a desire within us that nothing in this world can satisfy, also we should begin to wonder if perhaps we were created for another world."

"Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence."

"If you can't be funny, be interesting."

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."

"We often think that when we have completed our study of one we know all about two, because 'two' is 'one and one.' We forget that we have still to make of a study of 'and.'"

"When we talk about understanding, surely it takes place only when the mind listens completely-- the mind being your heart, your nerves, your ears- when you give your whole attention to it."