"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them."

"I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain."

"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch."

"Leadership is communicating to people their worth and potential so clearly that they come to see it in themselves."

"Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better."

"God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world."

"Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight."

"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

"To think is to act."