"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"Sometimes with secret pride I sigh, To think how tolerant am I; Then wonder which is really mine: Tolerance, or a rubber spine?"

"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."

"When a jar is broken, the space that was inside Merges into the space outside. In the same way, my mind has merged in God; To me, there appears no duality. Avadhuta Gita"

"Use what talents you have; the woods would have little music if no birds sang their song except those who sang best."

"Faith is not the knowledge of what the mystery of the universe is, but the conviction that there is a mystery, and that it is greater than us."

"By learning to discover and value our ordinariness, we nurture a friendliness toward ourselves and the world that is the essence of a healthy soul."

"How much I love every thing that is decided and open!"

"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."