"What is now proved was only once imagined."

"One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of is fresh paint."

"May all who love the Lord, love you and those who don't love you, may the Lord give them a limp so you can see them coming."

"I definitely believe in God. How can you look at anything and not be overwhelmed by the miraculousness of it?"

"I don't want life to imitate art. I want life to be art."

"The best remedy for a bruised heart is not, as so many people seem to think, repose upon a manly bosom. Much more efficacious are honest work, physical activity, and sudden acquisition of wealth."

"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"To secure peace is to prepare for war."

"It's misleading to suppose there is any basic difference between education and entertainment."

"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap."

"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."

"Praise is like sunlight to the human spirit: we cannot flower and grow without it."