"When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out."

"People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on meeting them."

"The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n."

"It can be shown that for any nutty theory, beyond-the-fringe political view, or strange religion there exists a proponent on the Net. The proof is left as an exercise for your kill-file."

"It struck him really that he had never so lived with her as during this period of her silence; the silence was a sacred hush, a finer clearer medium, in which her idiosyncrasies showed."

"He that blows the coals in quarrels that he has nothing to do with, has no right to complain if the sparks fly in his face."

"Hear the other side. (Audi Partem Alteram)"

"Just think -- IBM and DEC in the same room -- and we did it. Makes you feel warm inside."

"Most of our imports come from other countries."

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."