"The falling drops at last will wear the stone."

"Such evil deeds could religion prompt."

"What is food to one, is to others bitter poison."

"If men saw that a term was set to their troubles, they would find strength in some way to withstand the hocus-pocus and intimidations of the prophets."

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."

"Make yourself do something stupid, so when you really do something stupid you won't feel so bad."

"Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses."

"UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility."

"Someday they're gonna write a blues song just for fighters. It'll be for slow guitar, soft trumpet, and a bell."

"Higher emotions are what separate us from the lower orders of life... Higher emotions, and table manners."