"I think there are innumerable gods. What we here on earth call God is a little tribal God who has made an awful mess. Certainly forces operating trough human conciousness control events."

"Know ye not why We created you all from the same dust? That no one should exalt himself over the other."

"Let us forever forget that every station in life is necessarily that each deserves our respect; that not the station itself; but the worthy fulfillment of its duties does honor the man."

"It is only as we develop others that we permanently succeed."

"The really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour."

"Usability is like oxygen -- you never notice it until it is missing..."

"Everything can be solved through civilized dialogue and implied agony."

"When we hear news we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation."

"True repentance means making amends with the person when at all possible."

"Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo."

"If rich people could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living."

"Envy is what makes you, when an aquaintance is lustily telling you that she's dating a Greek god of a guy, ask, 'Which one, Hades?'"